Cubfan135 Fact #134:

hii hermitcraft fans. so i hear there's a controversy going on in your fandom and as a long-time dsmp fan and therefore someone who has seen this many times, i am warning you to NOT delete everything you own related to people who have done bad things, I beg of you, you WILL regret it. Every time this sort of thing happens people delete all their fics and fanart related to the figure in question and every time they regret doing so. Take a minute, calm down, orphan fics if you must, but DO NOT DELETE ANYTHING.

“sorry i can’t come out, i have plans”

the plans:

ever since I was a young lad I knew I wanted to be a middle-aged man with an undone tie around his neck who’s having a crisis so he goes to the bathroom to splash water on his face only to look up at himself in the mirror and wonder at the stranger looking back

I can't keep having the same conversations about love languages, mbti, iq, bmi, "brain fully formed at 25" and shit over and over again...

Hyperfixation so bad people think of me when they see it

you think you’re sisyphus but you’re actually the fuckass boulder

A 7 HOUR HC TOUR VID FROM GRIAN? GO OFF KING!

Yeah. I’m the guy who impregnates the mannequins they put in the maternity section. It ain’t much but it pays the bills. Please no further questions at this time.