Yeah. I’m The Guy Who Impregnates The Mannequins They Put In The Maternity Section. It Ain’t Much

orange head face claim

Happy birthday to the only video that has ever been posted to youtube actually

👆 truest shit anyones ever said

who up missing the buttercups

it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

im so glad that mumbo gets to show off how good he is at murder this episode. turns out the only thing holding him back is how much better he is at dying

Someone hit me with their car and I got isekai'd to a world that's really similar to my old one except in this one my collarbone is mysteriously broken

hrrgggffrr,, bro,,.., heres a real smooth rock bro.,,. brooooo,,!.,. i gotta tellya somethin bro,,.,., i.., i,,. i love ya., bro.., :) .,!,.!,

"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction