PLEASE DO IT PLEASE PLEASE

*Wheelie skips over to the spot that Parasite said and he looks around.*

Heyyyy, I’m here!

*He’s wearing a bright pink unicorn hoodie and pink cargo pants so he shouldn’t be too hard to spot.*

@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer

Parasite drops from the tree, letting go of the ant they had temporarily grabbed onto.

“Hey! Over here!”

The small alien moved closer, looking up at them.

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If you kill all your hosts have you ever thought about bonding with a Deadpool?

I…

…

@d-adpool WADE, GET OVER HERE I GOTTA TRY SOMETHING

Parasite clung on, feeling bliss for once in their life.

A host! That wouldn’t die or have to be abandoned! They could rest, they could finally rest for now.

*Wheelie skips over to the spot that Parasite said and he looks around.*

Heyyyy, I’m here!

*He’s wearing a bright pink unicorn hoodie and pink cargo pants so he shouldn’t be too hard to spot.*

@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer

Parasite drops from the tree, letting go of the ant they had temporarily grabbed onto.

“Hey! Over here!”

The small alien moved closer, looking up at them.

Oh? Oh! Venom!!! Hello! Fellow symbiote!!! How do you do?

FRIEND

@bstandsforbabydaddy

FRIEND?

FRIEND!

I cant believe this actually just happened

Was relistening to TMA while drawing and suddenly heard the MOST banger line of all time from Micheal and instantly rushed to add it to Parasite’s intro post because HOLY SHIT IT WAS SO PARASITE CODED

Kinda? I mean not really but like I’ve heard about you from Miles and also the Peter B incident and you are quite literally the ONLY Deadpool I am aware of in this and surrounding universes.

If you kill all your hosts have you ever thought about bonding with a Deadpool?

I…

…

@d-adpool WADE, GET OVER HERE I GOTTA TRY SOMETHING

[IM SO SORRY I FORGOT TO @bluejayandvice ]

Uhhhh idk what to title this so here take this

(anyone is welcome to fill out the bingo card, just make sure to @/ me in it!)

YES

pleaseeeeee I wanna go for a walk

parryyyyyyyyy! i miss u :(

@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer

Oh, hello!! Hey!! How are you doing?