I’ve heard similar things too! Also something about eating an “elongated muskrat”. All I know is that muskrats taste good, and rich people also taste good, so it should taste twice as good!
Mrrr!
(Someone told me that we should eat rich people because they taste good!)
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“Yes! I’ve met a couple others myself, though, admittedly, we are a bit far and few these days. Most of us tend to stay hidden, though. Many of the people here don’t tend to react well to differences.”
Parasite grinned, before their expression got a bit more worried, almost concerned.
“Your kin were killed?”
A small blob, the size of a subway rat approaches. It is grey, with a full spectrum of colors dancing over it.
“Hello. We I have not met another of my kind before. I am VICE.”
— @bluejayandvice
“Salutations, little one!”
Parasite crouched down to Vice, their eyes wide as they examined the symbiote
“Vice, you say? I’m Parasite. It’s a pleasure meeting another!”
“Thank you! I must go now, it’s been great…”
Parasite trailed off for a moment. Part of them really was starting to considering this person as a potential host.
Maybe, just maybe…
Would they be a good host? Could they be a good host? What if it was perfect symbiosis? Just the thought of it immediately filled Parasite with hope and desperation, and they took a couple of quick steps towards Gwen. No, no, too dangerous a target… can’t get sidetracked, can’t fight her… She’s been oblivious enough though, maybe a surprise attack- no. They had promised to themselves not to attack anybody high scale, not to bond to any Spider-Creatures again.
Not again. Not after last time.
However, their hand that was partially reached out to Gwen, their still tilted head, the occasional twitches, and from how long they had been standing there in silence, mentally debating with themselves, it was starting to get more awkward the longer they stood there, staring at them with a half desperate, half hesitant look in their eyes as they stared at Gwen.
Leave you’re going to get found out and you’re going to get your ass kicked again find an easier target idiot
“Hey, you! Spider…”
Parasite Alice paused, trying to regain control of their host’s body again why did they keep on fighting Parasites control why did they pick a host that was so difficult we need a new host soon FIND ONE
“What do you… What’s your opinion on symbiotes? What do you know about them?”
Parasite-Alice leaned up against a fire escape, her expression blank and emotionless.
Gwen froze and pulled her mask back down, spinning on her toes to face the newcomer. She hadn't even realized someone was there. She had to get a grip.
She tried not to seem too out of breath or panicky, but they'd likely be well aware if they'd been there for any time at all. They hadn't mentioned it yet, however.
It took a moment to process their question. She had to get a grip first. There wasn't a clear threat.
"...In theory? They're very interesting," That was flat. Not enough. This was a biology question, she liked biology. "I mean, I don't know a lot. But parasites are always interesting to learn about." She didn't know why this was one of the topics she always hedged on. Realistically, she knew her feelings. But this was one of the things where she had to test the dirt, to find her footing, before she could state her opinion. Especially because she still didn't know this person.
"I don't have anything against them. Certainly not the hosts, they are actively hurt in the exchange," She wrung her hands together. Paused. "I think my interest lands in what is best for the host and what they prefer." That shouldn't have been too far. No matter the harm inflicted on others, the host was a person in the exchange. And yet she found her grimacing as if she'd stated the most controversial opinion in the world. It was stupid.
"Uh, may I ask who you are? And what your opinion is?"
Ho, damn, sorry my guy, anyways have a nice day
Last time I take gossip/news from Sam smh/silly
Bucky when are you and Sam getting married
Yeah, that’s not happening. Sam’s great and all, but I’m already married—to Natasha. Y’know, love of my life, absolute badass, red hair, deadly hands? Yeah. That one.
But hey, if you’re looking for a wedding to crash, maybe ask Sam when he’s tying the knot with whoever’s lucky enough to deal with him.
- trump supporters
- transphobes/homophobes who don’t want to learn
- aphobes who don’t want to learn/grow
- aspecs that exclude other aspecs and don’t want to learn to be better
If you want to learn and grow, you are welcome here, but if you are just going to spit hate at us then get fucked.
Alice-Parasite waved back, before after a long moment of not fully wanting to leave, and having to, they continued to walk away.
They were a bit surprised at how nice that felt, to talk to somebody who wasn’t trying to hurt them or were scared of them. Somebody who was polite to them- not out of malicious intent or personal gain, but out the pure empathy.
Parasite would see Ghost-Spider again, they were sure of it.
“Hey, you! Spider…”
Parasite Alice paused, trying to regain control of their host’s body again why did they keep on fighting Parasites control why did they pick a host that was so difficult we need a new host soon FIND ONE
“What do you… What’s your opinion on symbiotes? What do you know about them?”
Parasite-Alice leaned up against a fire escape, her expression blank and emotionless.
Gwen froze and pulled her mask back down, spinning on her toes to face the newcomer. She hadn't even realized someone was there. She had to get a grip.
She tried not to seem too out of breath or panicky, but they'd likely be well aware if they'd been there for any time at all. They hadn't mentioned it yet, however.
It took a moment to process their question. She had to get a grip first. There wasn't a clear threat.
"...In theory? They're very interesting," That was flat. Not enough. This was a biology question, she liked biology. "I mean, I don't know a lot. But parasites are always interesting to learn about." She didn't know why this was one of the topics she always hedged on. Realistically, she knew her feelings. But this was one of the things where she had to test the dirt, to find her footing, before she could state her opinion. Especially because she still didn't know this person.
"I don't have anything against them. Certainly not the hosts, they are actively hurt in the exchange," She wrung her hands together. Paused. "I think my interest lands in what is best for the host and what they prefer." That shouldn't have been too far. No matter the harm inflicted on others, the host was a person in the exchange. And yet she found her grimacing as if she'd stated the most controversial opinion in the world. It was stupid.
"Uh, may I ask who you are? And what your opinion is?"
“Interesting! And quite the story. I found my first host through a very similar experience, with them saving me from a lab too. It’s good to see another symbiote that cares for their host, though. It’s a rare thing to see these days.”
Another of our kind, fascinating, to think others share our idea!
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“Oh, hello! You’re a symbiote too, I see! It’s always such a pleasure to meet another of our own kind.”
*Wheelie skips over to the spot that Parasite said and he looks around.*
Heyyyy, I’m here!
*He’s wearing a bright pink unicorn hoodie and pink cargo pants so he shouldn’t be too hard to spot.*
@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer
Parasite drops from the tree, letting go of the ant they had temporarily grabbed onto.
“Hey! Over here!”
The small alien moved closer, looking up at them.
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