There are many aspects of male culture that I wasn’t expecting once I started passing, but one of the ones that confused me the most was how many guys wanted to shake my hand??? Like, this is not a job interview my guy, we are in a d&d store??
AKA any deer seen in the Midwest while drunk
A deer that seems to be following you.
in a constant state of ‘how dare you assume i know what i’m doing’ but also ‘don’t you dare question me or what i’m doing’
I’m gonna need you to perform a full memory wipe before leaving, thanks
if we break up u have to return your keys and all knowledge of my personality traits & netflix queue
Yesssssss the puns
I found out my girlfriend is really a ghost.
I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door.
How long has your physical form been residing on earth?
i’m just a tourist
Friend: “How’s that book coming along?”
Me: “Which one?”
Friend: “You already finished one?!”
Me and my seventeen half-finished prologues of various novels and thirty other abandoned books with absolutely no endings: “Well, you see...”
I don’t care if this was supposed to read “Healthy Burgers,” this says “Heal Thy Burgers” and nothing can convince me otherwise
Good luck trying to find a gold bar in this dumpster fire of a blog
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