Straight Men Hate The Idea Of Gay Men Hitting On Them Because They’re Afraid Of Being Treated The Same

SEA what i did there?

America is a theme park and Florida is the zoo

Thank you for coming to my TED talk

New hot take:

River Song is Miss Frizzle

Prove me wrong, I dare you.

I laughed so loud someone asked if I was okay

You know the rules Carlos, if you can’t show me 100 pieces of gold, you don’t have it in your bag.

Tell the players that the pocket dimension in their portable hole/bag of holding/etc is your dimension, and they must have an irl copy of whatever they store inside.

I have a friendship that is literally just this

Just her keeping me updated on all the shit happening in her life

I hate so many people I’ve never met, like, if we were walking and she was like, “yeah that’s Jared over there” I’d strait up punch a bitch and he’d have no idea why

#memes #funny 

People are always telling me I spend entirely too much time in the gym for someone who has no interest being a professional athlete, and like, I’m glad some of you had normal, well-adjusted childhoods or whatever, but some of us are out here fist-fighting our demons, so why don’t you mind your business, Trevor?

Favourite songs too short? Turn your favourite song into a 2-hour album with just one simple trick! Passengers in the car are gonna love it!

Procrastinating be like

Add a sense of mystery to your RPG by not doing any game planning until 25 seconds before the first session.

a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost