America is a theme park and Florida is the zoo
Thank you for coming to my TED talk
School really had me thinking my biggest problem was gonna be quicksand
Friend: “How’s that book coming along?”
Me: “Which one?”
Friend: “You already finished one?!”
Me and my seventeen half-finished prologues of various novels and thirty other abandoned books with absolutely no endings: “Well, you see...”
Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away
AKA any deer seen in the Midwest while drunk
A deer that seems to be following you.
I get this ALL the time
seriously you guys, make up your mind
neurotypicals: why are you so weird? you’re really weird
me: I’m autistic
neurotypicals: but then why are you so normal? you’re really normal
I love this website so much just for the discriptions
Good luck trying to find a gold bar in this dumpster fire of a blog
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