Lost Girl Feeds My Lesbian Soul

You’ve heard of Manic Pixie Dream Girl, now introducing:

Non-binary Neurodivergent Nightmare 

I have come up with a better metaphor than “you can’t pour from an empty cup” for burnout. You can’t boil an empty kettle. Pouring from an empty cup just gets you nowhere. Trying to boil an empty kettle can ruin the kettle, the stove, and burn down your house if you keep trying it.

You know the rules Carlos, if you can’t show me 100 pieces of gold, you don’t have it in your bag.

Tell the players that the pocket dimension in their portable hole/bag of holding/etc is your dimension, and they must have an irl copy of whatever they store inside.

I don’t care if this was supposed to read “Healthy Burgers,” this says “Heal Thy Burgers” and nothing can convince me otherwise

thought you might like this

You know, having had my name legally changed forever ago, it’s fucking wild to open random accounts and suddenly see my old name, like

*Ahh oop Jump Scare*

Hey, trama + time = comedy

So this’ll probably be hilarious in like, 10 years

Kids these days don’t know how easy they have it with their internet and cellular phones and the absence of regular tiger attacks

a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost