Me: I’m a serious DM, who wants my players to be immersed in the game. I want them to BE their characters and get lost in a rish tapestry that we weave together.
Also Me: This town is made out of nothing but DENIM. They’ve got jeople (jean-people), jouses (jean-houses), a jown jall (jean-town-hall), and a jerchant (jean-merchant)! There’s even jater! (jean-water) What’s THAT!? Rolled a crit fail?? TIME TO GO TO THE DUNGEONS NAUGHTY CHILDREN!!
when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would going “I SMELL MEAT SOMEONE HAS SOUP” and no one ever believed him
🎵oh, i wanna nap with somebody…🎵
🎵i wanna fall aˢˡᵉᵉᵖ with somebody…🎵
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#what i really like about Helga are her proportions
#she’s thin but muscular and has some curves
#but she’s also tall which is unusual for an animated woman
#and her eyes don’t take up half her face
#and she has broad shoulders which i like
Thank you, creators of Atlantis.
so this has been sitting in my drafts for quite a while now because i’ve been scared to post it.
i made this short comic for a class back in april. it’s called “midnight phonecalls (but at 4am)” and it’s sort of about that depression that hits when it’s late at night and you don’t know why you’re alive. it’s also about running away, maybe. and worrying your friends. and phone anxiety. and a tree,
i tried to split it up for legibility lmao let me know how that worked. and thanks for reading, if you did!
petition for a live action version of ratatouille where linguine is played by john mulaney and there’s no actual script, they just let him and a rat loose in a kitchen for an hour and a half
art classrooms are the opposite of liminal space
heard some guy in barnes and noble today say “i can’t stand adult fiction they’re all like ‘i’m getting a divorce’”
thatch - they/them i like the sims a lot and also other things sometimes
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