#what I Really Like About Helga Are Her Proportions 

All fiction podcast fans share one brain cell and it’s the one that’s responsible for making us all think ‘huh I need to start listening to wtnv again someday’ every once in a while

real best friends will drop out of school to live in the woods & hunt cursed jewelry w/ you

me, begging, tears in my eyes: please. please just tell me what the book is about. the plot. please

a book annotation on the cover, unfazed: A Subversive Masterpiece. A Deep And Touching Story. The New York Times Bestseller. Go Fuck Yourself

Okay so this Friday is Friday the 13th, a full moon AND the 50th anniversary of Scooby Doo.

I’m going to go harder than I’ve ever gone before. It is my time.

so here’s the problem. I once yelled because I saw a centipede and my boyfriend commentated “a friend!” and when I said “no!” he added “and maybe....... a lover..” the problem is. now this has become standard procedure for referring to centipedes. so now I get messages like:

🎵oh, i wanna nap with somebody…🎵

🎵i wanna fall aˢˡᵉᵉᵖ  with somebody…🎵

Guess which game I completed recently. For some reason, I decided to finish the very first sketch I made.

soon the AI pretending to be human will be making scam calls and getting answered by the AI pretending to be human and they’ll have elaborate conversations where they try to tease out whether the other one is really human or not.

All I'm asking is just once let someone in the movies keep a bad haircut.