Just Heard Someone Go 'oh I Have Made A Terrible Mistake' And I Have Never Related More

me, begging, tears in my eyes: please. please just tell me what the book is about. the plot. please

a book annotation on the cover, unfazed: A Subversive Masterpiece. A Deep And Touching Story. The New York Times Bestseller. Go Fuck Yourself

Post season 4 Jon is just:

le mythe, la légende, j’ai nommé: pusheen, dictateur russe (fameux). 

hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year

yup we restarted my dudes

Imagine a fae who is just so mad about the idea of lying, like, I have spent a thousand years studying the subtle arts of deceit, weaving my spells of glamour and misdirection, and you, human, can just stand there and

say things 

that aren’t true

My players: Thank you so much for DMing! This campaign seems super cool so far :)

Me, hiding the fact that I started this adventure solely to make the final boss an evil fae chef named Guy Fairy who runs a cooking empire called Flavortowne: ya no problem