Le Mythe, La Légende, J’ai Nommé: Pusheen, Dictateur Russe (fameux). 

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*transphobes / enby-haters please kindly make your own posts if you’re mad about it. Thanks.

FYI the name Dennis is derived from Dionysus. That is all.

an 80′s sitcom with a laugh track but the laugh track comes from behind you

Mark pays a visit to his mother’s for the holidays  Hope everyone has the chance to make fond memories before the year ends <3 Patreon is Cremexbutter

soon the AI pretending to be human will be making scam calls and getting answered by the AI pretending to be human and they’ll have elaborate conversations where they try to tease out whether the other one is really human or not.

where are my museum gift shop memes

By the way, just in case this helps someone -

COOKING - creativity is okay

BAKING - stick to the recipe (you can usually adjust sugar content to taste, though)

BREAD - wait for the right weather conditions (or engineer them), be one assertive and self-confident motherfucker because dough can feel it if you aren’t, a blood sacrifice probably helps, trust the gods