This Is The Only Context I’ll Allow Country Music Bc This Video Is Possibly The Gayest And Most Romantic

We all have that one class that triggers our fight or flight response

tarot reading but no matter how many cards i pick i just keep drawing the fool

Me: I’m a serious DM, who wants my players to be immersed in the game. I want them to BE their characters and get lost in a rish tapestry that we weave together.

Also Me: This town is made out of nothing but DENIM. They’ve got jeople (jean-people), jouses (jean-houses), a jown jall (jean-town-hall), and a jerchant (jean-merchant)! There’s even jater! (jean-water) What’s THAT!? Rolled a crit fail?? TIME TO GO TO THE DUNGEONS NAUGHTY CHILDREN!!

It appears that just like Gritty...

… the Untitled Goose is now a leftist icon:

(graphic taken from https://twitter.com/IGN/status/1175492642773200897)

In celebration of our apparently new SJW ally, I give you some handy graphics:

Miles attempting to throw Kingpin off his rhythm #streetsmarts

concept: elves are supernaturally good at everything ONLY because they live to be bonkers old and if you were hot and sexy for thousands of years you’d be kickass at archery and treeclimbing and horseback riding too. but like there’s 20 year old elves out there that are just straight dumbasses who can’t do shit.

concept: non-elves can’t tell the 20 year old elves apart from the 2000 year old elves

concept: there’s a 20 year old elf in your tavern and he’s counting on this 

People think nonbinary presentation is like a sliding scale from slightly fem-leaning androgyny to slightly masc-leaning androgyny, but actually it's more of a sliding scale from classy glamorous motherfucker who makes everyone question their sexuality to weird funky bog gremlin who's registered as a local cryptid, and I think that's very iconic of us

that good good feel when your brain is all staticy and refusing to work with you