We Got Another Addition To Hiroko Utsumi’s Signature “gay Eye Reflection” Shot ♡

He just quit.

you know what? that's it

*bi's your sexual

I just woke up to this too🫠

What's your jacking off technique

if i was a little kitty and you were a little kitty would you touch noses with me to say hi

okay i usually don’t like these kinds of posts but i was having a discussion with some friends from different part of the country/world sooo….. 

reblog and put in the tags where you’re from/whether or not you consider the tap water clean enough to drink I am actually genuinely curious. I’m from florida and i’ve been told that it’s usually unsafe to drink unfiltered. 

Crab Day

okay, so here's a new info post from the top.

the problem: tumblr is extremely extremely in debt. the current model is not profitable. this is why they are trying to turn the site into a shit clone of every other social media site, so they can attract new users and their money.

solution: not a ton of people can afford a long-term subscriptions like ad-free. however, many of us CAN afford $3 to inflict crabs on another unsuspecting user. (and those that can't, can still enjoy crabs everywhere)

the idea: in the grand traditions of mishapocalypses and goncharovs and tumblr users' obsession with [random inconsequential thing] Days, we create a fund drive/holiday on July 29th, dubbed Crab Day. buy your friends crabs. buy your enemies crabs. blaze posts. post memes. change ur icon. whatever. actually put your money where your mouth is and show @staff that there actually IS profit motive to listen to the current users about what we want this site to look like. (and yes, that means accessibility features too. we currently have zero leverage to demand these features. let's change that.)

i don't know if this will actually go anywhere. worst case scenario, a few of us have fun, tumblr gets a small amount of money, and nothing changes. best case though, we actually provide incentive to keep our stupid hellsite unique.

skulduggery, having been given glasses of water so many times at sanctuary meetings and not touching them one day gets fed up of people not realising he can't drink so he just necks the entire thing and gets water everywhere then acts as if nothing happened

valkyrie is the only person to point out to him that it looks like he pissed himself

hell yeah Ukraine time. Finally a break from all these ballads