okay i usually don’t like these kinds of posts but i was having a discussion with some friends from different part of the country/world sooo…..
reblog and put in the tags where you’re from/whether or not you consider the tap water clean enough to drink I am actually genuinely curious. I’m from florida and i’ve been told that it’s usually unsafe to drink unfiltered.
did you let me die in your arms in the timeloop
I keep thinking about that tweet asking what would sp be like if one of the other dead men mentored Valkyrie and I can’t stop imagining the chaos that would have been Val and Saracen. Instead of the romantically inept straight™️ phase 1 val we could’ve had smooth talking lesbian/bisexual Val (whichever you’re preference) from the start
Just imagine how the Caelan situation would’ve played out:
Valkyrie: so there’s this vampire...
Saracen: ah, we’ve all been there Valkyrie. My best advice is to just sleep with him and get it out of your system.
Valkyrie: you’ve slept with a vampire?
Saracen: Valkyrie at this point there’s not much I haven’t slept with... except maybe the sea hag, but that’s purely because I can never seem to find her.
Valkyrie (looking horrified): what about the children of the spider?
Saracen:
Saracen: Anyway, moving on...