Guys Be Serious

haha

I finally started watching Prehistoric Planet and these little sentient kites are doing their best

so tiny. light as a feather. flying at like 5 hours old. highly competent. and yet head empty

Edit: also as a sticker and stuff lol

yikes yes

Far stranger than disappearances are the permanent appearances of things that absolutely should not actually be in those places

Like for example.

Hole ass mountains in the African plains appearing overnight.

A city the size of Boston completely unused just being found in the Arabian dessert when it wasn't there the day before.

A guy just turning up and meeting himself same backstory same memories genetically identical and the still living mother of them claiming that she gave birth to a single child.

People who regularly turn up at airports from countries that don't exists complete with souvenirs from the holiday they just returned from which nobody actually sold.

The fact that there are far more Fabergé eggs today than were ever produced in the first place despite the fact that they can all be carbon dated to the exact same point in time.

Commercial aircaft in the USA landing at airports many years before they actually went into production.

Murder victims who's bodies have been genetically tested turning up to confirm that they are not in fact dead.

Sarcophagi of pharaoh who never actually existed, but scientific testing proves the coffin as legit.

Dead languages that were lost to time just being casually spoken by people out of thin air after a person suffers a head injury by people who have no connection to those cultures and it being found to be 100% accurate.

Pirate treasure from pirates that never were stolen from people who never existed and found in places completely inaccessible to mankind since before primates were even a thing.

These things keep happening.

The world is far stranger than you think.

yep

Eka's Portal administration hits their head on another branch

of the stupid tree

ha

I heard you like frozen milk

oh wow thanks. that was quite considerate to make this for me. ... XP ack! THIS IS SKIMMED!

true

oof

I just saw a commercial for a fossil fuel company with Mr. Blue Sky as the backing.

How do I tell them that the sky here is not in fact blue and that it's their fault?

this year it's

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i'm tired of getting defeated by villains

then screwed around with

"No. I refuse."

"Wha— you can't refuse! You were chosen to defeat me! I'm your greatest enemy!"

"Says who?"

hmm...

Flat color commission for TundraSharks on Twitter!

nice

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