At A Family Gathering Recently My Family Was Discussing Cars And My Dearest Mother Brought Up My Dream
At a family gathering recently my family was discussing cars and my dearest mother brought up my dream car, a conversation that went something like
Mother dearest: "[Sigh] He wants a Cadillac-"
Me, in a different room clicking away at my old apple computer that's about the weight of a gas tank: "A 1985 CADILLAC ELDORADO COUPÉ, MOTHER!"
Please note, I'm not at all a car person, I only recognise cars that people within my family have owned, and even then I don't know all of them
Oh, but I know the cadillac. That caddie and that one alone. I will drive that one day. It will handle like a boat, I'll definitely go to car shows with it, and I'm sure people will are going to ask why the hell I want it in the first place, but I'm determined.
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