And Then He Never Responded

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Where can I find accurate medical information on injuries. Like treatment, severity, and of course how long it would take to bleed out. I CAN'T FIND ANYTHING-

Being a woman in the olden days must’ve been so cool!!

My autistic brother created a new family Christmas tradition

Okay, so last year, my mom bought this Christmas moose that she lovingly named Barry

This is him

Cute, right?

Well, for whatever reason only known to my brother, he decided that he wanted to put Barry in different rooms of our house and it usually scares the shit out of whomever happens upon Barry; usually the person who finds him is the person that my brother wanted to scare.

So far, Barry has been found

On our dining room table

On my dad's side of my parents' bed

In my parents' closet

Outside their bedroom door (at 5 in the morning and scared my mother shitless)

Near the kitchen door

Near my fucking bed

At the bottom of my sister's stairwell

In our bathroom

And down the hallway

This has gone on for 9 days and it doesn't seem to show signs of stopping. Most of the time we know who gets Barry because it's always followed with a very loud "FUCKING BARRY!!!!!"

My brother is the funniest fucking person I know.

Gay

G - Give me cookies

A - Angsty teen phase (i know you fuckin had one)

Y - Yaoi

Anyone else remember that one episode of scooby doo when they were in some like haunted hotel or sum shit like dat and the whole episode was just fred and daphne investigating or something while Velma tries to bang Shaggy. I'm not kidding. Shaggy's really worried about Scooby because the hotel was "no pets allowed" and never pickss up on how much flirting Velma was doing. I watched it for the first time when I was like 8 and I still remember thinking, "wow Shaggy's a fucking dumbass, stfu about the dog for 8 seconds a fuck yo girl or istg I'll do it for you." Okay that's not excactly what i thought but it's what my bisexual bitch ass thinking now

a list of 100+ buildings to put in your fantasy town

academy

adventurer's guild

alchemist

apiary

apothecary

aquarium

armory

art gallery

bakery

bank

barber

barracks

bathhouse

blacksmith

boathouse

book store

bookbinder

botanical garden

brothel

butcher

carpenter

cartographer

casino

castle

cobbler

coffee shop

council chamber

court house

crypt for the noble family

dentist

distillery

docks

dovecot

dyer

embassy

farmer's market

fighting pit

fishmonger

fortune teller

gallows

gatehouse

general store

graveyard

greenhouses

guard post

guildhall

gymnasium

haberdashery

haunted house

hedge maze

herbalist

hospice

hospital

house for sale

inn

jail

jeweller

kindergarten

leatherworker

library

locksmith

mail courier

manor house

market

mayor's house

monastery

morgue

museum

music shop

observatory

orchard

orphanage

outhouse

paper maker

pawnshop

pet shop

potion shop

potter

printmaker

quest board

residence

restricted zone

sawmill

school

scribe

sewer entrance

sheriff's office

shrine

silversmith

spa

speakeasy

spice merchant

sports stadium

stables

street market

tailor

tannery

tavern

tax collector

tea house

temple

textile shop

theatre

thieves guild

thrift store

tinker's workshop

town crier post

town square

townhall

toy store

trinket shop

warehouse

watchtower

water mill

weaver

well

windmill

wishing well

wizard tower

Mike Wheeler and Nick Nelson.

I have nothing else to say.

Ostrich "meme" 16

I usually headcanon Ted as being an accountant, or generally working with finances…..

So like, Mike one hundred percent knows how to commit and get away with tax evasion I think And if him and El and Will ever do go to Vegas

I think this would happen:

Mike, staring at the duffel bag of money El and Will were proudly standing in front of: Was all this machines or?

El, making a Eh hand motion: Mostly, but Will is very good at poker too!

Will, beaming: I cheated

Jonathan, on the edge of the hotel bed with his head in his hands: Why is it, every time I watch you alone something happens? We shouldn’t have gone to the buffet and left you to wreak havoc on Vegas

Mike, poking at the money: All in twenty’s?

Will, nodding: Yeah

Mike: Nice, hundreds are suspicious

Jonathan: Youre too damn casual about this, what are we going to do with- how much is this?

El, proudly: Twenty thousand!

Jonathan: TWENTY THOUSAND?!

Will: Give or take, we stopped for Chinese food

Jonathan: I how are we gonna explain all that on our taxes-

Mike clicking his tongue: You’re not, you’re gonna declare an initial two thousand. That’s a bit high for new poker players but it’s not suspicious for Vegas. Sometimes the dealers let random people win to not be called cheaters and get investigated. Then you’re gonna put the money in a bank account, give it six months and then start putting the rest of the money in in small amounts. Make the deposits in the amount of a starting position salary, and forge some pay receipts from something like a mom and pop shop. You know a old fashioned business that doesn’t do payroll-

Jonathan, blinking: Mike, what the fuck?

Mike, pausing and registering the stares he was getting from all the Byers siblings:……Sometimes, if I’m grounded and there’s quite literally nothing else to do. I listen to my father

Me, doing mental math to figure out if it's IT, Stranger Things, I am Not Okay With This, or none of the above: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeessss

sitting in class and no one knows I'm thinking about gay boys from the 80s