Me: Reading An Angst Fic My Speaker: Starts Playing Wannabe By Spice Girls Me: *Starts Straight Queer

Me: *Reading an angst fic* My speaker: *Starts playing Wannabe by Spice Girls* Me: *Starts straight queer jamming* Character: *Starts having a panic attack* Me: Tell me what'cha want, what'cha really really want-

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ostriches-because-i-said-so

5 months ago

when you reblog a post because you think a specific mutual would enjoy it and then they reblog it from you

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ostriches-because-i-said-so

2 months ago

Being genderfluid's great btw. It's like

Friend who we'll call Flower: Ow!

Me: Heh?

Flower: Period cramps...

Me: L, being a girl must be rough

Flower: You bleed so hard on your period you take six pills a day just to moderate it and it's also caused your iron deficiency you ice craving bitch.

Me: My point stands!

Flower: No, it doesn't! Mainly because you are a g-

Me: SHHHHHHHHHH! The dysphoria lurks around every corner and you're about to look into the figurative closet of pain.

Flower: ....... Was that a closet joke because this is a queer tumblr post.

Me: Yessir, now go ask the nurse for an ibuprofen

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ostriches-because-i-said-so

4 months ago

The clothes of the second one with the colour scheme of the first.

I need this but I can't draw for shit (don't have the motivation) PLEAsE SOMEONE DRAW IT

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or the other way around

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ostriches-because-i-said-so

4 months ago

wow birds sure do have names! Here's some of society's favorites:

Cardinal

Blue jay

Hawk

Sparrow

Eagle

In comparison here are some of my favourite bird names:

Dickcissel

Tufted Titmouse

Wall creeper

Pyrrhuloxia

Emu

That last one is mostly a dedication to my friend @i-may-be-an-emu but emu is still a neat and silly name anyway so it works.

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ostriches-because-i-said-so

2 months ago

Yes, I will tell you I'm bisexual.

Yes, I actually align "properly" with the omni label.

Yes, that label makes me uncomfortable.

Yes, I prefer to be labeled as bi.

Yes, some people don't like that.

No, I don't care.

Yes, it makes me queerer than you.

Get rekt.

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ostriches-because-i-said-so

5 months ago

reblogging so someone who can draw does this

I need this but I can't draw for shit (don't have the motivation) PLEAsE SOMEONE DRAW IT

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ostriches-because-i-said-so

6 months ago

Ricky Jamaraz is the best musical artists ever and I will accept no criticism.

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ostriches-because-i-said-so

4 months ago

Is it just me or does early TV batman and robin give off the same vibes as the scooby doo gang???

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ostriches-because-i-said-so

2 months ago

If S2 Mike Wheeler had a knife I don't think Will would've been called zombie boy for very long, just saying

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