Wow Birds Sure Do Have Names! Here's Some Of Society's Favorites:

wow birds sure do have names! Here's some of society's favorites:

Cardinal

Blue jay

Hawk

Sparrow

Eagle

In comparison here are some of my favourite bird names:

Dickcissel

Tufted Titmouse

Wall creeper

Pyrrhuloxia

Emu

That last one is mostly a dedication to my friend @i-may-be-an-emu but emu is still a neat and silly name anyway so it works.

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