I Can Do Whatever I Want! I'll Have An Anxiety Attack About It Later But I Can Still Do It!

I can do whatever I want! I'll have an anxiety attack about it later but I can still do it!

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I'm a shit poet but I felt good about this one

"My eyes lie only on you, my lovely indigo blue, a spark rises, something new, as I stare into your irises, I wonder if you feel it too"


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Because Of The Qckhat

Because of the Qckhat

Wattpad crack: We're unrealistic and kinda cringe

Ao3 crack:

Wattpad Crack: We're Unrealistic And Kinda Cringe

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Anyone else remember that one episode of scooby doo when they were in some like haunted hotel or sum shit like dat and the whole episode was just fred and daphne investigating or something while Velma tries to bang Shaggy. I'm not kidding. Shaggy's really worried about Scooby because the hotel was "no pets allowed" and never pickss up on how much flirting Velma was doing. I watched it for the first time when I was like 8 and I still remember thinking, "wow Shaggy's a fucking dumbass, stfu about the dog for 8 seconds a fuck yo girl or istg I'll do it for you." Okay that's not excactly what i thought but it's what my bisexual bitch ass thinking now


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ostriches-because-i-said-so - I'm the birdie boy :>
ostriches-because-i-said-so - I'm the birdie boy :>
ostriches-because-i-said-so - I'm the birdie boy :>

(Please reblog this poll to reach a bigger audience and people who may not know)

lol gues what fuckers

The gender be gendering and being a boy sure is awesome hope it don't change anytime soon this is great!

I say that now but wait till tomorrow when I reblog this like "lol gues what fuckers!" because my luck be like that

IT'S MATPAT!!!

THE GREATEST THEORIST OF ALL TIME PROBABLY!!!

WHERE ARE YOU GETTING UR BRAIN GROWTH FROM IF NOT MATPAT?!?!?!?!!?

Had a thought

Had A Thought

showed this to my brother.

Him: Oh, it's a reindeer!

Me: ... Look closer.

Him: Tehy used to laugh and call him names.

Him: Oh it got a red nose- OH GOD!

they used to laugh and call him names

A mall Christmas display showing Rudolf the red nosed reindeer in the air and all the other reindeer on the ground.

It kinda seems like maybe Rudolf killed them all. But probably they have just not put the rest of the reindeer up yet. Rudolf looks stone cold and determined.

used to


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I'm the birdie boy :>

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