Roman: In Every Group Of Gays, There's The Human Being.

Roman: In every group of gays, there's the human being.

Sides: *Point to Thomas*

Thomas: Really?

straight friend groups be like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*

gay friend groups be like: *physical embodiment of logic* *physical embodiment of creativity* *physical embodiment of morality* *physical embodiment of anxiety* *physical embodiment of deception* *physical embodiment of forbidden creativity* *physical embodiment of—

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GAY thomas sanders sanders sides roman sanders Ss vines patton sanders logan sanders virgil sanders remus sanders vine reference janus sanders thomas sanders sides sanders

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scrolling throught Ao3 (as one does) occasionally seeing smut (as one does) Finding out that there is rudolph the red nosed god damn reindeer smut on ao3 (AS ONE DOES??????) Reading the tags and finding out that is was also incest... (AS. ONE. DOES.)

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lol haha funny shitpost ao3 what the heck why what what the flip what the freak ugh wtf?? what the hell bruh 😭 WHAT THE FUCK like wtf wtf is going on wtf is this hahaha WHAT IS THIS wait what the actual fuck- seriously wtf what the fart what the france ha ha funny what the actual fuuuuuck what the actual heck what the actual shit what the actual hell

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ostriches-because-i-said-so

1 month ago

happy Thursday the 20th

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ostriches-because-i-said-so

2 weeks ago

superhero but their powers are activated by saying vines.

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lol haha funny shitpost writing superhero superheroes vine vines super 🔥 rip vine ha ha funny superhero idea superhero comics

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5 months ago

Queerest names possible (in a good way), go.

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ostriches-because-i-said-so

5 months ago

Me: *Reading an angst fic* My speaker: *Starts playing Wannabe by Spice Girls* Me: *Starts straight queer jamming* Character: *Starts having a panic attack* Me: Tell me what'cha want, what'cha really really want-

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fanfic queer lol haha funny shitpost fanfiction fandom music ao3 angst fic damian wayne dc wattpad fiction Wannabe lip syncing spice girls i did a funny ha ha funny fandom shit jamming grab some toast cuz that songs a fuckin jam Wannabe by Spice Girls Wannabe Spice Girls Panic attack mention funny music Ao3 angst tell me what you want what you really really want

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ostriches-because-i-said-so

7 months ago

Ostrich meme 4

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haha funny meme writeblr writers on tumblr writing memes writers funny memes Hehe fanfic writing writer stuff as usual fanfiction memes ha ha funny ostrich ostriches ostrich meme i'm pretty good at making ostrich memes ostriches again all i write is fanfiction i'm silly like that i need to write something else for once brain being confused

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ostriches-because-i-said-so

3 months ago

Hey, why was I a compulsive liar as a kid but not now? Like, I don't compulsively lie anymore but I never went through therapy, I just stopped at some point. I don't... what happened? wut. Did I block it out? If I did does that mean it's gonna come back?

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shitpost why but like no but seriously i'm kinda concerned and proud a bit

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ostriches-because-i-said-so

2 weeks ago

okei I gotta draw it cuz if I say it it won't make sense

so first we're gonna take 7 and place it over eight

bada boom, then take 2 from 7 to get eight to 10

then add 5 and 10

now carry the ten from fifteen over to 20

then add 30 and 40 to get 70

then add the five from 40's ones place to 70 to finally end with 75

this is how i do long ways problems, the vertical ones i do like a normal person

ostriches-because-i-said-so - I'm the birdie boy :>

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math am i insane overcomplicating the math fr

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2 months ago

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

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ostriches-because-i-said-so

6 months ago

Going from "Yep, I'm a girl, 100%, always will be." to "Hell yeah I'm a guy, what else would I be this is what I am, 100%" to "What the fuck is a gender? I'm just a being. If you must refer to me use it/that." to "What am I?" In a day is a weird experience and I need to know that other genderfluids experience it.

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lgbtqia queer lol haha funny genderfluid trans pride queer community queer pride pride gender genderfluid pride trans stuff ha ha funny funny gender trans sort of never heard of it

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