Dude I Think They Were Just Joking 💀 They're Bio Says They're A Byler Enthusiast (+ They Literally

what color should i paint my nails?

Blue and yellow!

Or green

(Iykyk)

I can smell all the juicy edits of byler later this year

I want to eat byler

Never ask a byler what happened on 25/12/24

Just watch the reaction to the monologue and what they say after. Finn had that reaction bc they didn't warn him abt the monologue and he already said he prefered mileven because it started at the beggining like. Don't take out of context clips as proof and Mike hasnt had signs of liking Will ?? I mean what he does in s4 is mostly worry about El and trying to repair his relationship with Will.

The fact you say they should've WARNED him abt the monologue is honestly the funniest thing abt this

LISTEN TO MY BYLER FRIENDS!!!!!! TEASER IN MAY 109%, TRUSTT US

chat teaser in may 100% yes call me names call me clown but i just FEEL it

I am SO ready for big brother mike in s5

No cuz I was trying to convince my family of byler endgame, Like DEEP analysis mode, and istg they looked at me as if I was CRAZY 😭😭😭

(crazy together 💙💛)

[Radio broadcast to all of hawkins]

*TV starts on*

Bald mike nation, it's me, orlastarburst.

As you can hopefully hear, I am not infected right now.

You're probably really confused as I was giving secret codes and messages, not even hours ago, making you believe I was a soldier for the MMM, and for a while í ẃ᧠- - sorry , but I managed to fight off the virus, and you're probably wondering why?

To simplify it, the MMM were stalking me, they sent me messages, watched my house, and ate my trash (I can't prove this, but trust me). At first I didn't realise what was going on,,, before it was too late.

They got my brother first.

They tried to recruit him, and he declined.

They didn't like that.

He-he was so brave. . . God. .

They- - They infected him, turned him into that THING

I knew something was wrong, they cut my Internet, so I didn't get @dynamicccsworld 's warning. I didn't know.

*car honk in distance*

I locked my brother in the basement where we played D&D, I had to save him.

I contacted the MMM and they proposed a deal.

I save my brother, but in return. . . . I take his place and help spread the disease for the queen

I lied to you guys.

I posted as normal, I commented on byler posts, but slowly, I was turning into one of them.

The MMM kept their promise, my brother came back the next evening. But I was gone.

I told him to run, to get to Lovers Lake, and find help. I haven't heard from him since.

*car screeching*

The longer I was infected, the more I started to lose my mind (and bald). I couldn't talk, I could only oɓəy, and I did.

But something was different, I noticed I wasn't like the other infected, I still had a conscience.

My head was an internal battle, one half, my core byler, trying to fight of the MMM and the other half being a hopeless blank static.

It went on like that for a while, but soon, a new voice started to appear. He said his name was Professor Green.

At first, he spoke only in letters, the words lost in the void of my mind, but soon, I could hear what he was saying. He was repeating one sentence;

"Do you want to be my friend?"

*static*

He helped me a lot-

*glitch*

And He will help you.

*car beeping and swerve sound*

I- - I don't have much time but LISTEN to me.

You - *car noises get louder* you need to get to the arcade, that's where professor green is. He knows how to stop this-

*cars constantly honking*

I-It's it's LOVERS LAKE, all the byler truth has been gathered in the waters, it's pure byler shipping energy. IT repels the MMM, and is - as far as I know - the only safe place in Hawkins.

But they were one step ahead of us.

They told me about it when I was still fully infected, so I can't remember most of it

But i do remember that - - the MMM are building something, a weapon.

They're going to unleash it on judgement day, the 7th day.

It's power source is- -

[Brodcast interrupted my unknown cause]

"§ťöp ťĥį§"

[Reconnect]

-you can't let them WIN!

. . . Protect bald mike, find professor green and please . . . If you find him, keep my brother safe.

*background noise gets loader and screams can be heard*

*teary voice* I can't go on this journey with you. They're on to me, they've found me again.

It was an honour standing by your side in the bald Mike nation.

Being crazy together with you guys has been the best thing I've ever done.

*window breaks*

Goodbye byler nation, I hope I made byler proud.

*gun shot*

*car crashes*

[Brodcast ended]

At least we have finn 😌🫶

Say goodbye to noah.

The duffers are gonna trap him in the deepest containment room in area 51