*TV starts on*
Bald mike nation, it's me, orlastarburst.
As you can hopefully hear, I am not infected right now.
You're probably really confused as I was giving secret codes and messages, not even hours ago, making you believe I was a soldier for the MMM, and for a while í ẃá§ - - sorry , but I managed to fight off the virus, and you're probably wondering why?
To simplify it, the MMM were stalking me, they sent me messages, watched my house, and ate my trash (I can't prove this, but trust me). At first I didn't realise what was going on,,, before it was too late.
They got my brother first.
They tried to recruit him, and he declined.
They didn't like that.
He-he was so brave. . . God. .
They- - They infected him, turned him into that THING
I knew something was wrong, they cut my Internet, so I didn't get @dynamicccsworld 's warning. I didn't know.
*car honk in distance*
I locked my brother in the basement where we played D&D, I had to save him.
I contacted the MMM and they proposed a deal.
I save my brother, but in return. . . . I take his place and help spread the disease for the queen
I lied to you guys.
I posted as normal, I commented on byler posts, but slowly, I was turning into one of them.
The MMM kept their promise, my brother came back the next evening. But I was gone.
I told him to run, to get to Lovers Lake, and find help. I haven't heard from him since.
*car screeching*
The longer I was infected, the more I started to lose my mind (and bald). I couldn't talk, I could only oɓəy, and I did.
But something was different, I noticed I wasn't like the other infected, I still had a conscience.
My head was an internal battle, one half, my core byler, trying to fight of the MMM and the other half being a hopeless blank static.
It went on like that for a while, but soon, a new voice started to appear. He said his name was Professor Green.
At first, he spoke only in letters, the words lost in the void of my mind, but soon, I could hear what he was saying. He was repeating one sentence;
"Do you want to be my friend?"
*static*
He helped me a lot-
*glitch*
And He will help you.
*car beeping and swerve sound*
I- - I don't have much time but LISTEN to me.
You - *car noises get louder* you need to get to the arcade, that's where professor green is. He knows how to stop this-
*cars constantly honking*
I-It's it's LOVERS LAKE, all the byler truth has been gathered in the waters, it's pure byler shipping energy. IT repels the MMM, and is - as far as I know - the only safe place in Hawkins.
But they were one step ahead of us.
They told me about it when I was still fully infected, so I can't remember most of it
But i do remember that - - the MMM are building something, a weapon.
They're going to unleash it on judgement day, the 7th day.
It's power source is- -
[Brodcast interrupted my unknown cause]
"§ťöp ťĥį§"
[Reconnect]
-you can't let them WIN!
. . . Protect bald mike, find professor green and please . . . If you find him, keep my brother safe.
*background noise gets loader and screams can be heard*
*teary voice* I can't go on this journey with you. They're on to me, they've found me again.
It was an honour standing by your side in the bald Mike nation.
Being crazy together with you guys has been the best thing I've ever done.
*window breaks*
Goodbye byler nation, I hope I made byler proud.
*gun shot*
*car crashes*
Sleep deprived but byler will thrive
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MY BEAUTIFUL SON!!!
BBBBYLER TRENDING
The lobers have vanished
The MMM are still at work
Baseball boy have been found
Baseball girl is still a mystery
Baseball girl is the new leader of the MMM
The MMM keep sending people messages
Wills car 🚗 (It's blue but I can't find the blue car)
The bald mike nation must stay strong!!!!!
YES YES YES YESSSSS
We are currently in a new gate. One very similar to lobegate. It is called plaguegate
I have proposed a Gate Cinematic Universe (inspired by the likes of marvel) in the comment section of a post and it was met with positive reception so here it is. And the GCU essentially would be the name for referring to the lore gates like lobegate
Currently in it are the events Lobegate and Plaguegate
Lobegate acts as the first "movie"
Plaguegate is the sequel. One I've titled (I did not come up with the name plaguegate) "Plaguegate: Return of the MMM"
@clericallyinsane came up with this->
Crayongate was a spin off TV show that bombed and got canceled after the pilot
Well, here ya go!
And if you have suggestions for how to add new gates, tell me them in dms, reblogs, or comments
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2 ~ Love potions (slowed + reverb) - velours
3 ~ Back in black - AC/DC
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i feel like starting a tag chain so i hope this works out :)
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the song your listening to right now (or last one you listened to)
your current favourite song
a song of your choice
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mine:
its now or never - elvis presley/love in the dark - adele
trastevere - måneskin
nevermore - queen
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i hope you know that in my brain you are max mayfield actually
STOP ✋ thank you sm 💔💔💔 you’re mike wheeler fr for me…. should be thankful i’m not bullying u (i’m kidding) ((…))