Fair Warning

You ever read smut that was so well written it had you feelin like you the one that got fucked

At one point, Strong Male Character cries and spills all his insecurities and emotions to Helen Mirren, who then tells him "you don't have to be strong anymore," or "I'll take care of you," or, the most famous, "I'll protect you," or something along those lines

I want an inverse spy flick. The spy is a woman. Her whole team is made up of diverse women. All the villains are women. There is only one man in the entire movie and he is a Strong Male Character who is like 25 and decently ripped and has a scene where he slowly steps out of a pool wearing speedos because he is Confident and In Control of His Sexuality. We see his ass when he has to tug down his pants to get at the knife strapped to his thigh. His nipples are always erect for no fucking reason.

Stupid, I believe is the correct answer

If I punch myself in the face and it hurts, am I strong or weak?

i’m team “not all transformative works are fanfiction, fanfiction is a specific modern phenomenon founded on a specific relationship between reader and text that doesn’t require historical proofs to be a legitimate form” up until people start being snotty and obnoxious about it and then i am there going “hamlet is gesta danorum fanfiction”

Art by Apofiss

And then come back 2 years later with a penciled on mustache, glasses, and a french accent

sexuality is confusing so maybe gifs can help

bisexual

asexual

demisexual

pansexual

Why can't someone love me the way my cat loves my leg

*high-pitched sqeeling noise*

Paradise

The most accurate description I've ever seen

I don’t know if anyone has ever done this before but, here ya go… The Different Types of Fanfiction! 

I probably left a few out, but these are the most common, compared to their base fiction’s canon plot. Enjoy! XD