Just Watched The Whole Series Of Game Of Thrones. Loved It. Pissed About Sandor Clegane. SUPER Pissed

Other Boys: *pops their collar*

Me: Ugh, fucking douches…

Sweet Pea: *pops leather jacket collar*

Me, swooning: Hey, Daddy… 👀💋💦

Thorin, Fili, and Kili: *dies*

Me:

I can die happy now

blessing your dash. you’re welcome 👀

That moment when you’re reading a good smut fic of your favourite MCU character, but then someone disturbs you:

Seriously this has happened to me before. I’m all like, “Excuse me, can’t you see I’m trying to imagine my super-hubby and I make love? FUCK OFF!!”

My favourite

Shuri - innovator, warrior and sunshine.

Shuri // Michelle

#it’s called fashion

Source: https://twitter.com/ImpPoster

hey here’s a nsfw meme that has like, explicit consent and boundary-setting and whatnot in it, enjoy

“Do you need to use your safe word?”

“Tighter.”

“Is that too tight?”

“I’m going to go slowly.”

“Tell me how it feels.”

“That feels so good…”

“Take off your clothes.”

“Undress me.”

“Nice and slow.”

“Do you want more?”

“Spread your legs and show me.”

“Do you need a break?”

“I need a break.”

“Count them for me.”

“You’re doing so well.”

“Did that make you wet?”

“Let me have a taste.”

“You don’t have to be gentle.”

“I love having you inside me.”

“Beg me.”

“More…”

“Please, more!”

“Louder.”

“Is this alright?”

“We can stop if you need to.”

“Do you like being bitten?”

“I like when people can see.”

“I like it when you make me sore.”

“I wore this for you.”

“Wear this for me?”

Kink; Betty Cooper using Bobby pins to pick locks