Luz: Earth is a dense molten core encased in a layer of solids and therefore is, technically speaking, a ravioli.
Webster: I am begging you to stop.
[ at a USO rager ]
Winters: *over the music* ANYONE SEE A RECYCLING BIN ANYWHERE?
Roe, even louder: OR SIZZUHS?
Lewis Nixon:
i’m incredibly sorry for the lack of effort in this one–
winters, showing nixon the eagle's nest wine cellar: nix can have a little vat 69, as a treat
more easy company men as tumblr shit posts because this is my only hobby atm
happy nineteenth anniversary, band of brothers
we few, we happy few, we band of brothers
Malarkey: *running and yelling into the barracks* HEY! HEY!
Lipton, whispering: shhh Doc is finally asleep
Malarkey, whispering: sorry, my bad...
Lipton, whispering: so what’s up?
Malarkey, whispering: there’s a fire
SpeirsRoe headcanon I feel very strongly: Ron and Gene walking around in a mall. Gene expressing his lack of understanding and almost outrage about how much all those new sneakers can cost. Ron doing that blank stare of his to mask his reaction as an owner of at least a dozen of designer workout shoes.
FACTUAL
Ronald Speirs collects high end sneakers like a bird of paradise would collect colorful rocks and leaves for their mate. He cleans the ones he does wear with a set of tooth brushes. Most remain in their original packaging or in a case in the basement.
Gene doesn’t know about this because he comes from a place where basements don’t exist and livings in constant fear of the room bellow the functional part of their house.
They both fear the day the other finds out about their secret.
***No disrespect is meant towards any of the real men of Easy Company. This is based off of the HBO series*** Webster friendly posts, since everyone hates the him for no reason
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