Malarkey: *running And Yelling Into The Barracks* HEY! HEY!

Malarkey: I have 7 empty notebooks and no idea what to put in them, any suggestions?

Perconte: Put spaghetti in them

Malarkey: I am taking suggestions from anyone, except you

Muck: Put spaghetti in them

Malarkey: I'm taking suggestions from anyone, except from the two of you

Luz: Put spaghetti in them

Malarkey: I am no longer taking suggestions

what really went down in babe’s head during this moment

doc roe’s medic band

Don’t you agree that cottage core Webgott

Isnt cottage core Webgott just

stuffed animal: *has fur covering its eyes*

shifty: *gently fixes it*

shifty: now you can see

Ron Speirs: Synonyms are so weird, because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that sounds nice and cozy, but if i invite you to my cabin in the woods, you’re gonna die.

Harry Welsh: My favorite is explaining the difference between a “butt dial” and a “booty call”.

Lewis Nixon: Also this one: “forgive me father, i have sinned” and “sorry daddy, i’ve been naughty”

Dick Winters: Language is now banned.

Luz: Must be hard not being able to laugh

Speirs: I do have a sense of humor you know

Luz: I’ve never heard you laugh before

Speirs : I’ve never heard you say anything funny

me in a nutshell

Webster about dating Liebgott: It’s crazy to have someone who’s always standing next to you to point out what’s happening. We will be in a restaurant and Joe will say, “You ordered your food an hour ago! You should have it by now!” And I’ll go, “Yeah! I should!”

Webster: It’s like having a lawyer for everyday life.

the office x webbgott