Shifty: Oh, Fiddlesticks

Luz: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.

Speirs: only if you also don't ask why

Speirs: *pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* take your pick.

Luz:

Speirs:

Luz: this one is fine

every friend group should include:

*screenshots not mine*

eugene breaking an ankle and just walking it off torments my mind every day so i made it a gif

Things you probably didn’t know about David Webster

TSince you guys liked my Liebgott one I’ve turned it into a series 

-None of his work got published until after his death. 

-He wasn’t really friendly with Easy Company and was always treated as a replacement.

-He had like 4? full conversations with Joe Liebgott.

-He was organilly part of HQ company and didn’t join up with Easy till after Normandy.

-His best friends were Robert Van Klinken and Don Hoobler who both died. 

-He was wounded with in 40 minutes of landing on D-Day and never saw brecourt manor or Carenten. 

-Donald Malarkey did NOT like him. Like we joke about Martin hating Webster but Malarkey had a hatred for him.

-He was scared of Liebgott after hearing about what he did in Crossroads. 

-He saw the end of the battle of the Bulge. 

-His family wanted to pay him out of the army

-He went to prep school in CN.

-He grew up in the Same town as me (lol)

Currahee Web 🦅♠️

AKA

ronnie ft. sharkboy

Speirs: Lip stop worrying about it! I'm fine. It was just a splinter.

Lipton: You were IMPALED!

Speirs: It was a large splinter.

Speirs: It’s like Malarkey, Muck, and Penkala all share one brain cell.

Malarkey: *cant think of a good comeback because it’s not his turn to use the brain cell*

[ the midst of battle ]

Speirs, looking down at his feet: What the hell? Yo hold your fire, hold your fire!

Easy Company: *halting, confused*

Speirs: Somebody left an ice cube in my foxhole and it melted and now my sock’s all wet.

Speirs, swinging his gun: Basically who the fuck wanna die—