Luz: Iโm gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Speirs: only if you also don't ask why
Speirs: *pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* take your pick.
Luz:
Speirs:
Luz: this one is fine
Nixon: FUCK THE COMMANDING OFFICERS
Winters, with a sigh: Nix, we are the commanding officers
Babe:ย Youโre on a date with someone when they refer to guacamole as avocado jelly. What do you do?
Penkala: Bash their brains in.
Muck:ย Propose.
Luz:ย Bold of you to assume Iโm on a date
ronnie ft. sharkboy
Liebgott about Webster probably at some point: I got a bitch with a fat ass and a good credit score ๐
sorry if this has been posted before, but in Last Patrol Liebgott totally steals a Hershey bar while Luz gives Web that box
Speirs: They are my service bees.
Lipton: But they are not trained. They attack everyone who gets close to you.
Speirs: They are trained.
Henry V by the cast of Band of Beards Brothers part three (part one, part two)
Easy Officers Meeting
Speirs: sorry i'm late, i didn't want to be here
Nix: wait was skipping this an option
Dick: sit down, Lew
David Kenyon Webster, everybody
Rest of Easy Company when facing a problem: *solves it normally*
Speirs when facing a problem:
***No disrespect is meant towards any of the real men of Easy Company. This is based off of the HBO series*** Webster friendly posts, since everyone hates the him for no reason
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