*slams fist onto table* NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE SHIP BULL RANDLEMAN AND JOHNNY MARTIN.
Lipton: Look, you don't want Speirs to die. And I don't want Speirs to die. So let's work together to make sure Speirs doesn't want Speirs to die.
Nix: Fantastic plan but have you ever fucking met Speirs
Babe: You’re on a date with someone when they refer to guacamole as avocado jelly. What do you do?
Penkala: Bash their brains in.
Muck: Propose.
Luz: Bold of you to assume I’m on a date
im sorry but my boy chuck here
has the same energy as
i may do more of these….
Speirs: Lip stop worrying about it! I'm fine. It was just a splinter.
Lipton: You were IMPALED!
Speirs: It was a large splinter.
Everyone, when hearing an incoming:
Meanwhile Speirs:
Just come to my ask box and tell me stuff about yourself. Your pets. Your favorite music. What you had for breakfast this morning. Literally anything you want, I love making new friends
***No disrespect is meant towards any of the real men of Easy Company. This is based off of the HBO series*** Webster friendly posts, since everyone hates the him for no reason
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