Liebgott: Iโm gonna drag you through hell
Webster: does that mean we get to hold hands??
Perconte: Luz is a really good salesman he once sold me a nickel for a quarter.
mike laughing so hard he falls over and takes the table with him - and they still talk about that moment to this day.
Winters: Weโre a perfectly normal family
Luz: *playing 7 nation army with forks hitting the piano*
Liebgott: *setting Davidโs clothes on fire*
Roe: *praying in the corner while Babe tries to โcutโ his hair*
Winters: Yep! Perfectly Norma-! LEWIS NIXON PUT DOWN THE VODKA ITS 11 IN THE MORNING
Liebgott: โIs Water Wet?โ Dumb question, argued out, tired.
Liebgott: โIs Lava Wet?โ Hot new debate topic, fresh, exciting.
Webster: Im not discussing this
Can forget about my smol boi Perconte
Randleman: Anybody under 5โ9โ canโt talk about fighting someone. Like, what are you gonna do? Head-butt someone in the nipples?
Perconte: Say goodbye to your kneecaps, asshole.
That can: itโs peaches
Weekend pass: revoked
The dog: itโs mine
Brass knuckles: could use some
Got: a penny
Luz and Babe: *Pulling up to a Jack in the box*
Luz: Hello, is Jack in? *snickering*
Drive through attendant: Uh...
Babe: Or is Jack off?
Luz and Babe: *High five and drive away*
***No disrespect is meant towards any of the real men of Easy Company. This is based off of the HBO series*** Webster friendly posts, since everyone hates the him for no reason
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