Liebgott: “Is Water Wet?” Dumb Question, Argued Out, Tired.

Roe: What doesn’t kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms, and a really dark sense of humor.

Look at this gif for three reasons.  

1. Talbert looking so adorable and a bit confused

2. Shifty being a literal puppy 

3.  Doc Roe….DOC FREAKING ROE!  Must you be so concerned all the time with that beautiful baby face.

@gilove2dance , what have I gotten myself into!

A’ight, hear me out—

Just imagine Tangled

but with Eugene as Rapunzel

and Babe as Flynn Rider

And instead of Eugene having the whole magic hair thing, it’s his hands that heal people.

And at the end of the story instead of getting his hair cut off, he is cursed by his evil godmother to never be able to heal someone ever again. (And of course he finds a loophole. I mean, how could he not? He’s Eugene fucking Roe.)

Winters, to Welsh: We don’t use bad words in this house.

Nixon, in the distance: FUCK!

Speirs: I've killed more people than I can count.

Speirs: Because I've killed a lot of people.

Speirs: Not because I can't count.

AKA

Liebgott's "baby bear hunched stomping" 🐻

Doc Roe really be sliding into other peoples’ foxholes without knocking like : “what’s good, y’all lookin busted af, what we cookin, yo feet whack, gimme morphine, vibes are off, where’s the sizzuhs, what’s the WiFi password?”

just absolutely living for bull’s face when lieb says “why don’t we just shoot bull here, feed the company for a whole week?”

“boi are u serious i will slap u with the power of arkansas”