He Drank From The Cup Of Life So, People Think That He’s Immortal Bc Of It

Starkid Jokes Everyone Forgets About - The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals Edition

“You know how much of that money actually goes to the sea turtles?” “Well none I just made it up.” “That’s right, none!”

“It all goes to line the pockets of some corporate bigwigs, I give my money directly to the people who need it!” “Spare change for the homeless?” “Sorry I don’t have anything.”

Peanuts the squirrel

“You mean like a flash mob?” “Yeah, I mean, what else could it have been?” “Well did you get a video of it?” “No.” “You’re fucking useless Paul!”

“Melissa get my wife on the phone for me!” “Mr. Davidson I think I should leave.” “No Paul, I want you to hear this, if you leave you’re fired.”

That thing Jeff/Mr. Davidson does with his jaw when he’s on the phone with his wife.

“I know this is probably a bad time but uh, do you like film?” “You know what Paul it is a bad time!”

“Professor Hidgens! I’m his favorite student because I brought him groceries once?”

“Well if this is the apocalypse, maybe we should go to a church?” “No, no, no we are all from different denominations, and we cannot split up. I’m a Presbyterian I’m not gonna die in your dirty-ass Methodist church.”

“Who is it?” “Professor Hidgens?” “Don’t lie to me whoever you are, I’M Professor Hidgens!”

(Alexa chime)

“Wait! Ted! My husband’s brains fell out today~ If I cant be a wife to him now what kind of woman am I?” “I don’t know Charlotte, I’m not your therapist!” ... “your husband’s dead you should upgrade... to a sleazeball”

The Grace Chastity rant (“And now I’M defending Grace Chastity of all people!”)

“Should I take this chair?” “I’ll get the piano!”

“I feel so bad about how I treated Erica back there...” “Emma.” “Gahzunteit”

*Lauren dragging herself on the ground* “Fuuuuuuck” “Emma... I hate to say it now but that’s what seatbelts are for.” “Shiiiiiit.”

Reggie: I’ll get a cheeseburger, no strawberries.

McDonald’s employee: Strawberries?

Reggie: No, thank you.

I love Daegal as much as the next person, but we can’t forget that he literally led Merlin to his worst enemy who literally tried to kill him. And yeah, Daegal came back and helped Merlin stop Arthur from getting killed, but.... he still helped Morgana. No hate, I seriously love Daegal, i just love him BECAUSE of his arc of redemption in that one epsiode.

Ugh i love Daegal so much, he is just so perfect and can do no wrong

reggie: not to use some popsicle psychology-

alex: popsicle psychology??

reggie: ya it’s pop psychology for short

alex: ....

Ladies, if he:

wants to be a modern dancer

wants to play the banjo

wants to meet barack obama

wants to meet le dally llama

found the sunlight

Then he’s not your man- he’s Robin

interesting behind the scenes footage!!

has anyone made this joke yet

i said whoever decided it was a good idea to kill off lancelot your moms a hoe

reblog if the first musical you listened to was not Hamilton

HOLD THE FUCK UP-

WORKING BOYS WhAt?!?!?!

with robert goin to the gym gettin them gains and workin boys set to come out later this year, i for one can't wait to see swol henry hidgens