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My Favorite Lines From Different Starkid Musicals

-“You!” “Hello- Titty Mitty”

-“Sing the beginning of Moana!” “WhaAAAaaaT?”

-“Did you hear that, Lord? I did it! Now I can finally LAY DOWN AND DIE!”

-“Fuck you!” “Fuck-Fuck you!”

-“Yes, I would like that!”

-“He FUcKEd A TIGERRrrr”

-“W-woah! Is that a flying diary?” “Oh, shit.”

-“ AnD BReaK mE OPEN wiTH YOur LOVE AND MERCY- CHARRLOTTE!”

-“He fucked a fish!” “He did not fuck a fish!” “He wanted to fuck a fish!”

-“Okay, Jesus Christ, I don’t know what’s going on here.”

-“Is your penis an inny or an outy?” “*sighs* inny”

-“No more fucking raisins.”

Everyone else can go home. This is the funniest fucking thing ever said

i think you’re all vastly overestimating aziraphale’s self control. you’re telling me he’s gonna be in heaven w no food no wine no books no bitches for YEARS and he’s going to see crowley in s3 and just be? kinda sad about it?? no girl all his hungers have mixed together and the moment their eyes meet again he’s gonna be devouring some meat alright. out of crowley’s ass

Idiots to lovers implies that they stop being idiots when they finally get together, but that is just not true, they will always be idiots

The scene where Merlin walks back into Gaius’s chambers during season one and asks, “Do you hear clanging?” bc he’s just so precious when he says that with his squinty little eyes, how can you not fall in love?

If you could show someone whose never watched it one scene of Merlin to get them hooked and give them a good idea of what’s great about the show, which scene would you choose?

reggie: not to use some popsicle psychology-

alex: popsicle psychology??

reggie: ya it’s pop psychology for short

alex: ....

"my child is fine"

Your child literally reads smut with a straight face while eating breakfast like it's the morning paper.

Adding on to this: Ben taught Klaus basic Korean, and he did the exact same thing. He would pull like “annyeonghaseyo Benarino.” and Ben would seeth

headcanon: while growing up Diego taught Klaus basic Spanish so that they could talk without the others knowing what they were saying. But now as they’ve grown up, Klaus has used it in the most painfully white way in order to annoy Diego (e.g. “I’d like my regular suite, por favor!”)

i said whoever decided it was a good idea to kill off lancelot your moms a hoe

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Life is Strange (A huge hyperfixation!)

Steven Universe

Doki Doki Literature Club

Danganronpa (Any game/anime!)

Team Starkid & Musical Theatre

Women Love Women Posts, as well as any other LGBT positivity!

Autism Awareness/Positivity!

Sally Face

Homestuck

Cosplay & Cosplay Related Stuff

Mental Health Awareness/Positivity

Writing & Tips for Writers

Body Motivation, Weight Loss, Overall Motivational Blogs! (Positive, NO THINSPO)

Poetry & Rambles

Astrology & Mythology

Books!! Reading!!

Personality Tests! (I'm ENFP!)

Total Drama Island, Spongebob, and Nostalgia from the 2000's-2010's!

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holy shit i cant believe they made canada from ride the cyclone into a real thing