Loki’s Coronation Deleted Scene Thor: The Dark World

It’s important that everyone understand that, when I say that I “like” a villainous character, what I in fact mean is that I consider them to be both cool and morally praiseworthy, as well as correct in their aims and methods and worthy of emulation by people in the real world. Just in case there was any ambiguity on this point.

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GUNPOWDER MILKSHAKE (2021) - To protect an 8-year-old girl, Emily, a dangerous assassin, Sam (Karen Gillan) reunites with her mother Scarlet (Lena Headey) and her lethal associates & secret sisterhood of assassins, Anna May (Angela Bassett), Florence (Michelle Yeoh) and Mathilde (Carla Gugino) to take down a ruthless crime syndicate and its army of henchmen.

Screenplay by Ehud Lavski & Navot Papushado, produced by Alex Heineman & Andrew Rona, and directed by Navot Papushado.

Scheduled to be released by Netflix on July 14th, 2021.

You. Cannot. Tell.

irish setter?

how come everyone knows what an irish setter is but nobody actually KNOWS an irish setter? are irish setters even real?

These Utensils Are Totally Edible

Step on me

Merle Oberon as George Sand in A Song to Remember, 1945

If you ask Rick Astley for a DVD of the movie Up, he won’t give it to you because he’s never gonna give you Up. However, by not giving you Up like you asked for it, he’s letting you down. This is known as the Astley paradox.

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Drabbles Masterlist

Since I really enjoy writing these short drabbles, starting with some prompts I collected, I wanted to collect them in a masterlist. Because my mood changes from day to day, so do the muses and thus they vary from happy to sad, dark to smutty and everything else. Below you’ll find the first line of each prompt, which is kinda of the summary, and they are also the link.

Loki Drabbles

“you look like you could use either a hug or a mercy killing”

“You’re not stupid. Just uneducated”

The stains were impossible to hide and hard to explain (little NSFW)

“I went to a karate class once when I was a child, so don’t think I couldn’t take you down” (little NSFW)

She was a warrior and he was a dreamer. She was the brain and the brawn and he was the heart.

“Aren’t you supposed to be in prison?” “No man is supposed to be in prison.”  (little NSFW)

“I really want to fight someone right now,”

The night sky lit up for a second and what followed sounded a lot like the end of the world.

They always say ’the devil made me do it’. But this wasn’t him.

“So from the bottom of my cold, dead heart, screw you.” (NSFW)

“I’ve been the family disappointment for years! You can’t just suddenly show up at dinner and steal my rightful title!”

They were not supposed to be alive - but here they were, living and breathing.

“Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”, “It ripped out my wings, so yes, it did hurt.”

“Stop being so mean or I swear to God I’ll kiss you.”

“Don’t look at me, this is not my fault.” (NSFW and dub-con)

“We were never meant to last, yet you still tried. Why?”

“having the same enemy doesn’t make us friends.”

“Last night I tried to imagine myself without you. The thing is, I could and I felt so much better,” (warning for implied suicide and self-harm)

Practice makes perfect they say. And she was quite the master (nsfw)

“You’re not taking me to bed. Ever.” “Who said it had to be on the bed?” (nsfw and non-con)

Loki curled himself up into a ball…

“You’re a disappointment.”

When people think about angels, they think about golden locks, white wings and…

“What are you writing?” (nsfw)

“What are you writing?” part 2 (nsfw)

It was a daydream and a nightmare, depending on who you ask.

“I like my coffee as black and bitter as my soul.”, “So, pink and sparkly then?” (little nsfw)

“Hold that tongue of yours!” (little nsfw)

“Close your eyes.”, “I swear, if you do something nasty I’m out of here.“

“You’re not good enough for me, face it.”

From the shadows two green eyes were watching her with genuine interest.

“Go away.”

Stranger

The Act

Shirtless (little nsfw)

“I’m getting real bored and impatient. I don’t do bored and impatient.”

Lay down your weapons

“What are you doing?”(NSFW)

“Always a disappointment.”

“What are you doing? Stop!” (NSFW and non-con)

She smiled knowingly

If you had have kept your mouth shut, then she would still be here!

“No-one tells me what to do unless we’re in bed.” (NSFW)

“Are you just going to stand there and think about all the naughty things you want to do to me.” (NSFW)

Short Sentence Loki Muses - One, Two, Three

“I am here now.”

Sticks and Stones 

The drug coursing through his veins made Loki feel fuzzy… (NSFW, Dub-con, drugs)

It was a hot and humid summer night…

Mistletoe (NSFW)

Clint Drabbles

Nothing time can’t kill.

His voice brought back memories of dark rooms and broken bones. (Whump, mention of blood, no gore though)

With a scream tethering on his lips, Clint’s eyes flew wide open…

Bucky Drabbles

“You can’t just sit there all day.”

Mistletoe (NSFW)

“never use this word because it’s common, instead use all of these things that i’ll call synonyms even though they carry different connotations and will change the meaning of your dialogue if you use them” — very bad and unfortunately very common writing advice