GYMBRO BRIENNE REAL THATS MY GIRL

Princess Shireen Baratheon

it's such a trip to remember dany's bloodriders are all teen boys. "of an age with her." rakharo only just starts getting facial hair in adwd. dany's og squad is just a bunch of skinny teenagers plus one pervy old man.

coming out pre hotd season two as a member of bracknation. sorry blackwoods you’re too dark edgy not like other riverlords for me. need me a loser ass horsegirl house

i offer: 6”6 Vaegon wide as a house and king j SEETHING about it cause Vaegon lumbered around hunched over in his ankle baring citadel robes refusing to train cause fighting is cringe his family is cringe and fighting for his family impossibly cringe

o vhagar valyrian god of war the targaryens you put on this continent to light smallfolk on fire, kill each other, and go to war trying and failing to conquer dorne won’t get out of the library😔🙏

season one episode nine of house of the dragon: hey we are about to deviate from the source material to invent the most unsubtle on the nose like nuclear foghorn hit you over the head thematic vehicle for the central conflict of the show. Aegon goes to flea bottom to watch CHILD DEATHMATCHES, where CHILDREN are forged into WEAPONS against their will based on THEIR TARGARYEN (bastard) PARENTAGE and made to FIGHT TO THE DEATH for PEOPLE TO BET ON AND ENJOY THE SPECTACLE OF for LITTLE MATERIAL GAIN it is GROTESQUE and MEANINGLESS. oh would you look at that it’s time for TARGARYEN CHILD SOLDIER CIVIL WAR

house of the dragon marketing department: fuck yeah WHICH BABY ARE YOU BETTING ON? GET READY TO WATCH THEM FIGHT TO THE DEATH ON JUNE 16TH ONLY ON HBO LETS GOOOOO

Funniest thing GRRM could do w the Vale plot in TWOW is have someone organize a nice, relaxing, attendance mandatory, good old-fashioned snowball fight to ease tensions and then have Alayne Stone hitting Littlefinger in the gourd w that Patented Starkling 500mph Fastball TM and killing that man stone dead.

Married at 13

Viktoriya Novikova “Rusalochka” (1976) // A Game of Thrones - Daenerys I // Magali Villeneuve // A Game of Thrones - Daenerys II // Gary Gianni // Lalla Ward “The Prince and the Pauper” (1977) // A Storm of Swords - Sansa III // A Storm of Swords - Sansa III // Lily-Rose Depp “Nosferatu” (2024) // A Dance with Dragons - Reek II // Sam Hogg // A Dance with Dragons - The Prince of Winterfell // “The Unequal Marriage” 1862 Vasili Pukirev (1832-1890)

This is what egg tried to do to rhaegar at summerhall