Ocrlover - A Tired Canuck Ruled By A Giant, Himbo Feline

they're all at the table!! they're all at the table!!!!!!!

*Ashton-ing intensifies*

“Fiat lux! If you want to talk improbable, let’s talk about this”—a scrape of stone on stone—“being three thousand and some years older than this.” A heavy clunk.

“Inexplicable, Warden.”

“Certainly not. Like everything else in this ridiculous conglomeration of cooling gas, it’s perfectly explicable, I just need to explic-it.”

“Indubitable, Warden.”

“Stop that. I need you listening, not racking your brain for rare negatives. Either this entire building was scavenged from a garbage hopper, or I am being systematically lied to on a molecular level.”

“Maybe the building’s shy.”

“That is just tough shit for the building.”

The Old Guard: moodboard 

“If you replace Dementus’ gang with muppets it’s still the exact same movie”

warden. its from the emperor. 

I miss my Monster Slayer Ranger!

This definitely merits more testing! Stay tuned for shenanigans!

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Did not see a single one of those coming

an underrated detail in pride and prejudice is that elizabeth bennett was home alone on the day darcy proposed because she had a headache. can you imagine. this was in the pre-painkillers era. you're at home with a headache and then this asshole walks into the room and tells you he loves you and wants to marry you even though he hates your whole family and you're beneath him. imagine having to deal with that while also having a headache. she doesn't even have ibuprofen