Warden. Its From The Emperor. 

Aimee Nezhukumatathil, from Baked Goods

Cats

Orange brain

This is *peak* Internet

“Fiat lux! If you want to talk improbable, let’s talk about this”—a scrape of stone on stone—“being three thousand and some years older than this.” A heavy clunk.

“Inexplicable, Warden.”

“Certainly not. Like everything else in this ridiculous conglomeration of cooling gas, it’s perfectly explicable, I just need to explic-it.”

“Indubitable, Warden.”

“Stop that. I need you listening, not racking your brain for rare negatives. Either this entire building was scavenged from a garbage hopper, or I am being systematically lied to on a molecular level.”

“Maybe the building’s shy.”

“That is just tough shit for the building.”

“If you replace Dementus’ gang with muppets it’s still the exact same movie”

Did not see a single one of those coming

I love this so much.

#whenyouhavecats

#dryerexcavation

I'm begging you to turn the sound on

dr who’s on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning

Artist names as Teixcalaanli names

Works as is

One Direction

One Republic

Fifty Cent

Thirty Eight Special

Seven Dust

Eight Ball

Adjust slightly, e.g., remove plurals and ordinals

Twenty One Pilot

Five Dimension

Ninety Eight Degree

Two Chain

Five Harmony

Thirty Six Mafia

Have to switch the order

Twenty Matchbox

Five Maroon

Forty One Sum

Eleven Finger

Six Eve

One Eighty Two Blink

One Octave

One Psalm

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