Edwin Asking Charles “what’s A Handjob?” Is My Version Of What Would Kill A Victorian Child.

Y’all just to preface I am insane (I mean I am on tumblr so…).

WHAT IF…

When Charles went to find Edwin in hell what if Edwin wasn’t in the room. What if Charles went down to hell and he best friend of some odd 30 years or so wasn’t there and all he saw was he’s best friends body being ripped apart by the spider-baby-demon-thing. That would’ve been devastating but also like what if he got to see Edwin running and getting caught and then torn apart. That’s would also have been devastating but what if. I mean sure I would’ve been sobbing hysterically and all that but like it would’ve been fun (put me in that writers room y’all all be dead, and cry hysterically but it would be fun).

I fear that I cannot exist as I am. That I am simply a husk of a body. My feelings exceed what my body can hold. I’ve tried to extend my body but the feeling grows quicker than the body can endure.

this is cinema. to me

Half asleef someone take my pgone

Hannigram but the plot of hairsrapy

GOOD MORNING BALTIMORE!!!!!

Okay back to my nap…

RUN NEIL ! YOU'RE BEING CHASED BY WALT WHITMAN ❗❗❗😨😨😨

Okay I was just thinking about how like if Arthur did return and everything and like Merlin is just sitting at the edge of the water and all of sudden Arthur who has been gone for over a thousand years just pops out of the water. It scares Merlin and he accidentally teleports himself away from the lake. Has an prompt breakdown to then teleport back and drag Arthur moldy ass back to his place. Then has to go through a power point(he’s been working on it for ages) to explain everything Arthur missed. And then they both are just sitting there looking at each other. Arthur asks Merlin why he teleported away when he came out of the water. And Merlin just is like no no reason at all you prat. And then Arthur’s like I scared you didn’t I with a smirk on his face.

Yeah that’s just what I was thinking about.

What if over the years Merlin forgot Arthur’s face. He remembered his laugh the warmth of his touch but couldn’t quite remember how his prince looked. Arthur has returned and keeps trying to get Merlin’s attention. Merlin’s just confused why the really hot guy keeps hitting on him.

You’ve been hit by 🔪

You’ve been struck by 🔪

A Roman Senator 🔪🔪🔪

CALL YOUR BOY LIBRARY BOOKS THE WAY IM CHECKING HIM OUT