Lmao Get Rekt

hello everybody, 257 here, this year's gonna be a year, according to a professional year expert

guess who wins here

I approve of powerscaling discourse only in utterly senseless contexts. I don't give a shit about which shōnen protagonists could beat up which other shōnen protagonists, but I will 100% read your five thousand word essay exploring the subtle nuances of establishing a tiered ranking of the Smurfs.

lmao no eat this regular missile instead 💥

I only have 5 hp please be gentle with me

immortalized in history

sent/returned to god

sent to investigate the pearly gates

returned to the aether realm

went to valhalla

crashed and went to sleep

became a mere physical object

of interest to historians

met julius caesar

found out they were (in)correct as a religious person

found out

arrived to their final destination

took the exit out of the highway of life

hopped on the highway to hell

went up the stairway to heaven

tried to switch to the fast lane while in the fast lane

forgot they were driving in the uk

Things you can stay instead of "k1lled", "murked" or "unalived":

involuntarily converted to room temperature

cancelled on a corporeal level

successfully transitioned into fertiliser

rendered permanently horizontal

sent to investigate the potential existence of an afterlife

i've got a real stupid idea, this finna lie on the X axis idiotically,

pov: saint's gonna ascend you in gm_construct

creator has a visual novel franchise spanning several games and a double digit number of characters where every single story gets ONLY happy endings, then drops an FPS featuring every single one that approaches spec ops: the line in how dark it is. this FPS is canon and now in every future release everyone has PTSD from the war

vn creator who releases a multiplayer fps featuring their characters for April Fools day

ok what about the rest tho

my hips would lie to you

just got real close to the end of bug fables, time to do every single side quest available THEN end the game