immortalized in history
sent/returned to god
sent to investigate the pearly gates
returned to the aether realm
went to valhalla
crashed and went to sleep
became a mere physical object
of interest to historians
met julius caesar
found out they were (in)correct as a religious person
found out
arrived to their final destination
took the exit out of the highway of life
hopped on the highway to hell
went up the stairway to heaven
tried to switch to the fast lane while in the fast lane
forgot they were driving in the uk
Things you can stay instead of "k1lled", "murked" or "unalived":
involuntarily converted to room temperature
cancelled on a corporeal level
successfully transitioned into fertiliser
rendered permanently horizontal
sent to investigate the potential existence of an afterlife
as someone who doesn't know if they're ace or not, i sure hope so
To prove something to a friend, please
REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES
LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES
(going much further) the group goes a quarter/third of the way across the world and immediately get gunned down in the streets of whatever this country is after taking 10 steps out the door of the airport they landed in
it'd be real funny if siffrin broke out of the timeloops and vaugarde got back to operating on normal, not constantly-rewinding time and then. like. the crew's all like "haha well let's go globetrotting!" and they leave vaugarde and it turns out that the rest of the world is like ten years in the future and has transitioned into the industrial steam era while the loops were happening
will be needing that fic for research purposes, j gotta step up my writing game ngl
had a dream where rain world's next update turned it into a dating simulator where you played as hornet (hollow knight, if you're unfamiliar) and dated women primarily from bug fables.
needless to say: rain world update when?
guess who wins here
I approve of powerscaling discourse only in utterly senseless contexts. I don't give a shit about which shōnen protagonists could beat up which other shōnen protagonists, but I will 100% read your five thousand word essay exploring the subtle nuances of establishing a tiered ranking of the Smurfs.
just beat bug fables gg ez (after a million years of doing as many side quests as i can right before the final boss fight)
spin this wheel of all the pokemon. you now have to fight this pokemon. just you and it, bare-knuckle
bonnie compares the fight with the king to fortnite, the king remembers what it is and now siff must find out what fortnite is like how he finds out about wish craft normally. instead of defeating the king, he instead unfreezes vaugarde and starts a campaign to have everyone in vaugarde know what it is and at least be good enough to crank 90's consistently. by wish from an unknown person from the island, a new craft is created similar to the build system from fortnite and the group quests to find this guy and thank him for the idea
ISAT au but it's about Bonnie being cracked at Fortnite.
Do any of them know whata fortnite is? No. But Bonnie is cracked at it.
I'm tired and my brain is full of nonsense.
Uh oh! You are now a were-animal! This means you become a human-sized animal hybrid with uncontrollable bloodlust every night!
Spin this wheel to get your species
L + ratio + radiance/vi/5 pebbles/aven/loop interact maybe??? + age = Σ_{n=1}^{k}[y_n(Π_{0≤m≤k}_{m≠n}[(x-x_m)/(x_n-x_m)])] for any set of points [(x_0,y_0),...(x_k,y_k)] + top registered XXX defender + professional expert at everything for some reason + this fella's comin' straight outta twitter bear with me pls idk this app
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