“Just Hanging Out, Feeling Guilty. Really Perfecting My Brooding Skills.”

Kido: Do you have any idea how many ethical standards you are breaking on a daily basis?

Jin: One?

Kido: No.

Jin: Two?

Kido: No.

Jin: Is it one?

Kido:

Kumagai: The secret to keeping your hoodies? Buy your girlfriend the exact same one.

Nasu, putting on both hoodies: You sweet naive fool.

Osamu: What about second trip wire?

I am friends to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

- Oki Koji, at some point

“I don’t realize that a event was traumatic until i tell it as a funny story and everyone starts looking at me weird.”

-Jin

Kazama: Suwa, did you do something stupid?

Suwa: I think we both know the answer to that.

Ouji: Quick, take my hand!

Arafune: * Grabs his hand * Now what?

Ouji: Nothing. I just wanted to hold hands.

Konami: Everytime I go out in public wearing an oversized t-shirt everyone asks “ are you wearing shorts underneath? “ Like, no, Jin, I thought today would be a good day to have my bare pussy out at Walmart.

Koarai: I licked it, so it’s mine!

Okudera: That is not a thing! Stop licking all of my stuff!

Yuba: It’s called ukelele screamo and it’s art.