Kumagai: The Secret To Keeping Your Hoodies? Buy Your Girlfriend The Exact Same One.

Mizukami: No! Bad Idea!

Ikoma: There are no bad ideas. Only great ideas that go horribly wrong.

Tonooka: [Making a sandwich]

Yuba: You’re not doing it right.

Tonooka: Sorry?

Yuba: Your sandwich. The mustard needs to go on the bread first to form a moisture barrier between it and the tomato. Tear it down. Start again.

Tonooka:

Ouji: God, you’re so clingy.

Arafune: You came into my bed?!

Mizukami: I left instructions for everyone while I’m gone.

Ikoma: Mine just says “ Iko-San no “

Mizumaki: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

Inukai, to Kageura: So what if i love you?

Kageura:Shut up.

Yuma: Emotionally I’m doing the laminated paper wobbling sound.

Kitazoe: I saw Kage and Inukai hugging and then I realized they were choking each other and was like okay, that makes more sense.

“Just hanging out, feeling guilty. Really perfecting my brooding skills.”

- Ninomiya Masataka

Kageura: Inukai.

Inukai: Kageura.

Kitazoe: Kitazoe!

Kitazoe, after being stared at: I felt left out.

Konami: [ Stirring a pot of water over a hot stove ] Why won’t the goddamn water boil already????

Karasuma, who’s been slipping ice cubes in every few minutes when Konami turns her back: Gosh, I have no idea.