It’s Too Bad She’s Super Dead. If Only The Splatfest Weren’t So High-stakes.

Deleted most of the posts on my blog

Unfortunately some had been reblogged or replied to, but not much, so it's okay. 

No more opinions or writing on this blog. Just poorly-done cartoon photoshops.

guess again.

Death Stranding will never come out

I’ve had a story idea rolling around my head for a long time and I’ve been basically spinning my wheels trying to hone my skills (read: procrastinating and doing a lot of unrelated things) to make it into a webcomic. Had a title picked out and everything that felt tonally relevant to the story and characters. I was going to call it Anywhere But Here; it seemed pertinent to this tone of restless personalities that are distinctly tied to the setting of the piece. I even recently reserved a tumblr url for that name (took me a while to find a variation that wasn’t already occupied).

I should’ve checked to be sure the name wasn’t already taken.

Not only are there several books by that name (I figured this was workable) there’s also a Natalie Portman film that comes up every time you google “Anywhere But Here”.

I spitballed about the pipe dream of someday having the goal of surpassing this movie in terms of google search result priority. And if that ever happened, tweeting at Natalie Portman as if it were something she would have given a crap about and probably she would never see it but it’d be dumb fun inside joke made very outside.

Then I decided to more specifically google “anywhere but here webcomic”

and wouldn’t you know it

In hindsight, you’d think that would’ve been my first step.

It’s some dumb newspaper comic style rag that hasn’t updated since 2006/2008/I don’t actually care when. Not something I’d really want to be accidentally associated with.

And just like that, down crashed any dreams of a fake made-up rivalry with Natalie Portman.

The new Jojo game for the Switch looks pretty rad. 

Me: Well, at least 2016 can't get any worse-

Super Best Friends Play: Matt and Liam are both leaving the channel or at least taking an indefinite leave of absence due to stress on their mental health

Me, with tears in my eyes: what the HELL.

now with video accompaniment.

Hello my baby hello my honey hello darkness my old friend

Truly inspirational.

I finally saw the Lady Layton trailer. I like her look, but it felt like it was lacking something critical, so I did a quick mockup redesign

level5 pls hire me.

I’m not sure what I expected.

I don’t think I’m ready

I’ve been following this webcomic for 5 or 6 years. My readership has spanned a stretch of time that covers my entire adult life and a majority of high school. The gigapause stretched over a period when I couldn’t actually read any updates, as though it was waiting for me somehow. The only people I could consider “internet friends” I met through this shared interest.

Even if Homestuck didn’t drastically change the course of my life like I’m seeing it’s done for so many others writing sappier posts than this, it still represents a huge portion of my life. This comic has outlived schooling experiences, friendships, life phases. It’s so weird that it can come to a close like that and the whole rest of the world can just move on so casually.

I don’t know if I could ever just be ready.

Ugh, Capcom, stop milking your games so much. Mary-Kate and Ashley should have been a part of the vanilla game, not in separate DLC packs almost a year after release. We all know the data for them is on the disc, knock it off.