Ugh, Capcom, Stop Milking Your Games So Much. Mary-Kate And Ashley Should Have Been A Part Of The Vanilla

Now everyone chill.

Hey I'm back.

I’ve had a story idea rolling around my head for a long time and I’ve been basically spinning my wheels trying to hone my skills (read: procrastinating and doing a lot of unrelated things) to make it into a webcomic. Had a title picked out and everything that felt tonally relevant to the story and characters. I was going to call it Anywhere But Here; it seemed pertinent to this tone of restless personalities that are distinctly tied to the setting of the piece. I even recently reserved a tumblr url for that name (took me a while to find a variation that wasn’t already occupied).

I should’ve checked to be sure the name wasn’t already taken.

Not only are there several books by that name (I figured this was workable) there’s also a Natalie Portman film that comes up every time you google “Anywhere But Here”.

I spitballed about the pipe dream of someday having the goal of surpassing this movie in terms of google search result priority. And if that ever happened, tweeting at Natalie Portman as if it were something she would have given a crap about and probably she would never see it but it’d be dumb fun inside joke made very outside.

Then I decided to more specifically google “anywhere but here webcomic”

and wouldn’t you know it

In hindsight, you’d think that would’ve been my first step.

It’s some dumb newspaper comic style rag that hasn’t updated since 2006/2008/I don’t actually care when. Not something I’d really want to be accidentally associated with.

And just like that, down crashed any dreams of a fake made-up rivalry with Natalie Portman.

Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared Fan Theory Videos.

Pretty sure that frame was meant as a deliberate reference.

now with video accompaniment.

Hello my baby hello my honey hello darkness my old friend

You know what, I actually put some effort into this one, so here. Have a look.

Based off of this: http://adactivity.tumblr.com/post/97175419642/update-crossposting-from-twitter-updates-on-the

Done.

I will pay someone to "Celine-the-Scene" where Marco grabs Star's hand, preventing her from being sucked into the green vortex. (AKA replacing the background soundtrack of the scene with the iconic song 'My Heart Will Go On' by Celine Dion, featured in the Titanic.

Fandom, assemble.

Me: Well, at least 2016 can't get any worse-

Super Best Friends Play: Matt and Liam are both leaving the channel or at least taking an indefinite leave of absence due to stress on their mental health

Me, with tears in my eyes: what the HELL.