DRAG THAT BOY DOWN HERE 🗣️🗣️🗣️
tumblr is full of phrases that we are all so desensitized to that they're just normal, but if you say it to a person in real life its so funny to them its a one-hit insta kill
Okay so Danny’s family is insane and have a history of lab accidents and magic accidents.
So one day he is in a store and suddenly sees his long lost uncle (he got lost in a different dimension).
“Danny what are you doing here?”
“Uncle? Didn’t you get lost in a different dimension? AM I IN A DIFFERENT DIMENSION?”
“Uh how did you get here?”
“Family vacation. Dad was driving.”
“No wonder. Must have gone through a natural portal…. What happened to you?”
He grabs his face and arm.
“Lab accident…uh what have you been up to?”
“……Community service!”
“Community service?”
“Yep! I also develop video games, let’s go home and I’ll show you some!”
He nervously sends Danny a way so he doesn’t find out what he really does. Riddles.
“Bats! Leave him and cousin Maddie’s family out of this. I haven’t seen him since he was five and I will not have him disappointed in his favorite uncle!”
I needed to hear this, thank you
Listen guys, you don't need to look nice to go outside. Your health is more important than appearances.
I just went on a walk in my pajamas, greasy hair in a shitty bun, acne, and a pair of new balance sneakers. Cars passed by and I said hi to everyone who passed. Did I feel self-conscious? Of course, but it was worth it.
Now I feel a lot better, because I didn't A. Overextend by forcing myself to shower/get dressed/put on concealer beforehand or B. Avoid doing anything because I felt like a mess.
Go outside and be however you are. It's not your job to look good to random strangers, you deserve to go outside.
I just saw somebody in my notes whose blog header identifies them as a "straight ally", followed immediately by a series of emojis depicting a gay pride flag, a trans pride flag, two women holding hands, a disco ball, and what appears to be the national flag of Denmark.
”dr ratio loves humanity not in spite of its many flaws but because of them” and “dr ratio, at his core is a fucking hater” are two statements that can and should coexist
it was funnier in my head