I Think I Should Be A Doctor

lets be consoled by mama

I really truly hate when guys send dick pics. Girls don't want that, if your going to send anything make sure it's a voice recording of what you would sound like if you got put in a paper shredder 😞

I take you where you want to go

I give you all you need to know

I drag you down, I use you up

Mr. Self Destruct

A friend and I were discussing what we're like when we're sick and we decided people usually fall into one of these five 'sick modes': *Everyone is probably multiple of these at different times depending on how sick they are and with what but we think most people have a mode they default to and become more often than the others*

Delicate Consumptive Victorian: you feel tragic and mournful but also beautiful in a sad way, you are in bed, sipping hot tea, others should quietly whisper about how you are too good for this world, too beautiful, too tragic... And bring you more tea

Sick Dog: you are curled up in a ball, you don't want anything, you don't need anything, but it would be nice if others could still ask you if you need anything

Sickly Child Emperor: you are dying and it's everyone else's problem, you need pillows, no! you need soup, no! You need absolute silence or you will not be the first one to die today

Plague Pit: you are curled up probably on the floor, no one touch you, no one look at you, this is between you and God and you already know He has no mercy left for you

Warrior General: you are not sick. You are in perfect health and you don't know why anyone would think otherwise. Illness is an enemy that can be intimidated and you must remain strong for your men! (You are going to pass out at the most inconvenient moment possible)

Let's rest in the barn with mama

taped a water bottle to my wall and pretended like I was a hamster. Life is so magical.

there's a new social cue coming out. no we're not telling you about it

volume warning but have yall seen the video of trent reznor tackling aaron north and kissing him during get down make love . like has that base been covered yet

don’t worry about it, he’s zombie Jesus now.

wait did something happen to Jesus