Taped A Water Bottle To My Wall And Pretended Like I Was A Hamster. Life Is So Magical.

THIS STUFF PUT ME ON, TS PMO🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥(who is ash.)

I want to fall asleep at the library just like ash

Screw stitches! I’m going to rip them out! We should all just raw dog injury’s like god intended!!

Racoons are so mean cant you see i need to ease my suffering with your softness and cute grabby hands?why do you run away and abuse me with your little claws.

Back on my bullshit (drawing grimmer in stupid shirts I see online)

My body is so needy “eeee augh I need water I need real food” how about you shut the fuck up and let me shove another jolly rancher down your throat dumb dirty needy hoe.  I hate you and hope you die, now go eat more jolly ranchers

I think I should be a doctor

let’s listen to mama

PSA to everybody not sure why we're celebrating the Ides of March, let me break it down.

The Ides of March is basically a fancy name for the 15th of march, which is the date that Julius Caesar got stabbed multiple times by several members of the senate and other faculty.

Julius Caesar was an asshole. He put legislature in place that would make him a defacto king of Rome, something that had been prevented for hundreds of years due to the fact that the last time Rome had kings they were also Assholes, created TWO WHOLE NEW F*CKING MONTHS JUST FOR HIS FAMILY (August for Augustus and July for himself) which meant that all the numerical months (October, December etc) got pushed out of place. He was also responsible for the fall of the Egyptian empire because he decided he wanted to get feisty with Cleopatra

And to top it all off, he was responsible, FOR THE BURNING OF THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA!!!!! WHICH IF NOT FOR IT'S DESTRUCTION WOULD'VE MEANT THE CONTINUATION OF HUMAN DEVELOPMENT, AND THUS HAD HUMANKIND AT THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION BY THE TIME WE REACHED JESUS CHRIST(Though I'm not absolutely sure about the numbers on that one somebody fact-check me).

And he's also a big symbol of governmental corruption for the gain of already powerful figures.

BURN!!!! Trent reznor I freaking love your song!!!!