Here You Go: A Giant Squid With The Creepiest Fucking Arms Ever Caught On Video On An Undersea Oil Rig.

don’t u hate it when u wake up and ur awake

no sideblogs; we mash our fandoms into a gross paste on one blog like men

Reblog if you create infinite numbers of stories for your character in your head that never get written or rped

pro tip “he freed his erection” is the most useful phrase in any smut writer’s arsenal because it means never having to figure out a dude’s pants situation. how did he do it? were there zippers? buttons? some kind of bizarre lacing situation? maybe he cut off his pants with scissors. maybe it was a wizard. maybe it busted out like the hulk busts out of his shirts. no one knows. no one cares. his dick is out now and that is all that matters. thank you helpful dick wizard.

Johfra Bosschart, “Children of the Moon,” 1969

pick two

Winslow Homer - On the Trail - 1892